THOUGHTS WORTH HAVING

Question: Does the Universe comprise a series of acts by an absentee god?

Question: When we congratulate a winner, are we glad the winner is glad but at the

                 same time jealous and resentful?

Question: Is the product Harris Famous Roach Tablets marketed solely to famous

                  roaches? Archie was one famous roach, but I don’t recall any others. Or

                  are the tablets themselves famous, and marketed to people who want to

                  kill unknown roaches?

Question: Is a trash can actually a time capsule? A receptacle of memories?

Question: How do graduates of the DUI School celebrate?

Question: In the film The Sky’s the Limit, Fred Astaire gets to dance on a bar and

                  angrily kick glasses to pieces. The song is One More for the Road. How

                  come I can’t get away with doing that?

Question: I think I’d like to be a medium fish in an insignificant pond. Wait! Isn’t               

                  that what I  am?

Question: An optimist sees the glass as half full. What is a person who sees the glass and wants to know who drank half the water?

Question: Is it true that deceased Veterans didn’t die for me, they just died instead of me

–Jim Reed © 2009 A.D.