TIMEWASTERS LLC
Tired of snapping alert, suddenly finding you’ve been frittering away precious time?
Feeling guilty about not completing tasks, just because you zoned out or got distracted by something unproductive?
Timewasters is here to help.
Timewasters…wasting time on your behalf…so that you can do what needs to be done.
File away your guilt and shame. Allow Timewasters to take over the useless activities that get in the way…freeing you up to get on with it.
While you are slaving away, Timewasters will take care of all the unimportant things…like snacking, scrolling, channel-hopping, scratching, obsessing, mulling, whining while texting, gossiping, shaming, belittling, bolstering, tweeting, snapchatting, binging, ordering online products you’ll never use, returning online products you’ll never use…
Engage Timewasters…
So that you can now concentrate on completing the job, cleaning up around here, straightening things, catching up on friends, actually reading a book…while Timewasters is busy doing insignificant things you no longer linger over, like plucking hairs you’ve never noticed till now, watching one sports activity played repeatedly from dozens of angles in both slow motion and real time…comparison-pricing items you’ll never buy, comforting annoying people who take up too much time, face-timing with acquaintances you detest but are afraid to confront, sucking up to superiors who do nothing but brush you off.
Timewasters! We are here for you!
Call us whenever you grow tired of aimlessness. Whenever you wish to feel worthwhile once more.
Timewasters LLC
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© Jim Reed 2021 A.D.