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Life, actually…
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MALFUNCTION SUNRISE
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The world around me is scientifically designed, engineered to perfection. I am totally dependent upon twenty-first-century inventions meant to serve my needs.
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These inventions and concoctions exist to fill a void. They are often rebellious.
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Gimmicky problem-solving doodads are all unimportant in the scheme of things. If this is so, why do they seem incredibly significant for only a jiffy or two at a time?
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Insignificant but attention-grasping, here is an example of the least of these creations.
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Early morning task-driven Me: I bound down the sunrise steps of home, swing open the white-picket gate between yard and street. Electronically armed for action, I click a keychain button that lowers the drawbridge to yon dusty Subaru.
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I swivel my bod into the driver’s seat, nestling buttocks into a secure position.
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I search for the steering wheel lock and clockwise the car into a rumble. Damping the seatbelt warning light with clicking belt buckle, I check my whereabouts. Mileage spins to zero with a flick. NPR rises in volume to depress me with newsy news and mellow voices.
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I squint through the windshield, run the washer to clear the sediment only to discover the inside of the window is not squirtable, is indeed cloudy. Hmm. No washee for the passenger side.
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I check the LED clock to gauge my ETA and find that it is invisible, unreadable. The bright sunlight overwhelms the wimpy glow of numbers. I also cannot read the exterior temperature thingy.
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So much for all that technology and planning.
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I back up a bit to leave room for exiting the parking space. The rear camera helps me stay legal and safe. But there is no front camera to guide me, so I guess I am only half-safe, semi-legal.
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I check the rearview mirror to compensate for what I can’t see on TV, only to be reminded that there are enormous blind spots on each side, spots giving me the impression that all traffic is absent. This of course turns out not to be true. I thank my moment of good luck at not running into either of the advancing vehicles.
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Cruising along, the car beeps and flashes indecipherable icons on the speedometer as street litter and passing trucks pass by.
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Potholes bring excitement and visceral energy to the journey.
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Non-functioning traffic lights confuse everybody.
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Four-way stop signs work fine in a world where everybody learns and obeys the rules that we are all supposed to know. We don’t have equal ideas about the guidelines, thus some drivers barrel through two at a time, some stop uncommonly long just in case, others pause till somebody honks them forward.
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I scan the horizons to find glimpses of peace. A collarless dog darts down the sidewalk, late for a mysterious date. Ear-podded workers stand atop motorized scooters and whiz by. Three strolling students laugh and chat and seem on their way to nowhere in particular. Maybe they will meet up with the dog.
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Meanwhile inventions and gadgets attempt to gain my confidence. My flip phone is as silent as a lamb. Ahhh…peace in the Valley of Jones.
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NPR radio repeats a please-stand-by message to fill silent airtime while awaiting a button-pusher who will resuscitate the satellite feed. Switching to another NPR affiliate produces soothing music and much long-distance static.
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I turn the radio off and listen to the quiet.
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A siren announces the looming presence of an emergency crew. It zooms by and I resume the long morning’s journey into asphalt flight.
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An unhoused pedestrian crossing the street before me carries bedding and belongings bulkier than herself. No gadgets on or about her person. I slow down and try to respect the moment.
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I wonder what new-fangled gadgets are being prepared for me right now, gadgets that will be designed to make life more comfy. Gadgets that will malfunction at key moments in my rattled lifespan. Gadgets I’ll pay for anyhow, in case they decide to work now and then
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© 2026 A.D. by Jim Reed