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Life, actually…

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THE 9 1/2 MOST PROFOUND THOUGHTS ANYONE EVER HAD

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1.  When eating a doughnut, meditate upon the significance of the hole, for without it,           you’re merely munching on a patty of cooked dough.

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2.  Always begin the day by awakening—otherwise the night will just keep extending           itself.

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3.  When applauding, you get a better sound by using both hands.

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4.  You can stand alone in a forest and tell a joke, but you’ll never know whether it’s             funny.

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5.  It is better to pay the power bill than to curse the darkness.

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6.  Tomorrow is the day after the first day of the rest of your life.

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7.  Most things work fine till they break down.

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8.  If you misplace your comparative analysis skills, you will become disallusioned.

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9.  Try never to be more than one place at once.

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10. The secret of life is like an ice floe. You never—wait, I don’t have that one ready yet

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