ANOTHER MORNING ON CATFISH ROW

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It is a better life than I deserve, this career as a bookshop owner. Just thumbing through the ol’ Red Clay Diary, I resurrect a fond memory from eight years ago, when I was barely younger…

ANOTHER MORNING ON CATFISH ROW

I’m plugging in the neon “open” sign in the bookshop window, preparing to begin the day’s business.

As I struggle putting the $2-book-and-record rack out on the sidewalk, I see Rhonda, just across the street at Goodyear Shoe Hospital. Her red hair glows in the sun as she swishes her broom and spreads leaves and dust over the curb.

When was the last time I saw a banker sweeping up in front of a bank?

There is Melissa next door at Sojourns hauling her A-frame sign and balancing it on the walkway, her smile adding to the sunlight.

When was the last time I saw an attorney putting up a sign in front of an office?

I pick up the many cigarette butts in front of my shop, left there by my customers and employees of the Massey Building.

When was the last time I saw a smoker dispose of a cigarette in the enormous City trash can on the sidewalk?

I politely brush off a salesman who wants to examine my phone service records and credit card terminals to give me a “better” deal.

When was the last time one of these salespeople actually took time to shop at the store? Do they realize that I’ll give the time of day to any sales rep who will try to learn a little about my business and actually take a moment to see through my eyes. Think of the income they are missing!

A self-published author wants me to sell her new book in the store. When I show her my own latest book, she sniffs at it, puts it down and continues her sales pitch.

Will she ever understand why I turn her down?

The publisher of a small “literary” journal wants me to purchase copies for the shop but doesn’t bother to open the Birmingham Arts Journal I proudly show him.

Has he ever heard of tit for tat?

I go about opening up and operating my sidewalk shop in much the same way each day, pretty much repeating my motions—with variations. Since some kind of civilization began, I suppose the rituals have been similar—we bazaar vendors have our routines, routines that keep us grounded, routines our customers come to expect of us.

And we also always deal with non-customers who want a favor given without giving a favor.

Much of each day is spent providing free advice and consultation to people who want to know the “value” of a book or those who want me to research and find an obscure title, which I gladly do free of charge—then turn me down, saying, “Oh now that you’ve helped me find it, I’ll just go online and order it myself.” No kidding!

Much of my social life is spent listening to folks promising me that they will someday visit Reed Books—they’ve heard so much about it, you know—but who, year after year, never come in.

I just chuckle and go about my business.

What sustains me during all this rejection?

You do. You sustain me.

You are the customer who shops and enjoys and purchases. You are the customer who returns to the shop, bringing friends and family. You are the customer who gives me thumbs-up reports on social media.

You are the customer who “gets” it—you get the fact that I’m here providing a service that only 60 years of experience can provide.

You are the customer who remembers to thank me for Being Here, just after I thank you for Shopping Here.

You are the customer who appreciates the fact that I’m still in business.

You are my sustenance.

Time to sweep up, tidy up, rearrange loose books, prepare for one long delightful day of meeting and enjoying customers new and old, customers oblivious and sensitive, customers knowledgeable and in search of knowledge, customers who swim and tread their way through the generations of authors and editors and illustrators who generously donate their creative lives to us for the sheer rush of it all

 

© Jim Reed 2018 A.D.

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MONK AND DEEBIE SAVE ANOTHER CHILD

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MONK AND DEEBIE SAVE ANOTHER CHILD

Monk and Deebie were my imaginary friends when I was a child.

I use the term “imaginary friends” as shorthand so you’ll know approximately what I’m talking about.

The truth is, Monk and Deebie were in no way imaginary. As any adult who ever had such companions will tell you, imaginary friends are very real, very solid, very three-dimensional and quite alive.

If you’ve ever had the privilege of living close to an imaginary friend, you know what I’m talking about. If you have never for a moment enjoyed the presence of an imaginary friend, then I can’t imagine how you got through childhood’s enormous obstacles in one piece.

Monk and Deebie lived with me in a world all their own, a world exactly contiguous to yours and mine.

This is not exactly a parallel universe, because both the universe of Monk and Deebie and the universe of you and me exist simultaneously in the same place. And, yes, two worlds can and do exist in the same location at the same moment, as any child can tell you.

Monk and Deebie were a fully adult couple, a middle-aged husband and wife who lived peacefully and with comfortable dignity in a small home that I could occupy at any time. They often joined my family for meals, and I often joined them in their home for meals and camaraderie.

Being the luckiest child alive, I was granted the most gentle and understanding real-life family you can imagine. My mother and father and sister took my childhood seriously. They never made fun of Monk and Deebie. They accepted me and my only friends. They set places at our little garage apartment kitchen table for this couple they could only see through my eyes.

My family and Monk and Deebie nurtured and supported me. As I said, I was the luckiest child alive.

The great thing about Monk and Deebie was they were exactly my size, even though they were grownups.

Monk always wore a nicely-tailored brown, double-breasted suit and tie and smoked a large cigar. Deebie was neatly attired in a 1940′s Sunday school dress complete with apron for working around their little kitchen.

One day, Monk and Deebie disappeared.

As a child full of energy and imagination and challenges at hand, I did not know they had packed up and moved on to support the next three-year-old shy kid who needed them. Later, I imagined that Monk and Deebie traveled around, helping one kid till things looked safe and stable, then leaving to help another…

Ever since childhood, now and then, I think about Monk and Deebie, my very first personal friends, friends who never let me down, never criticized me. Friends who to this day accept me the way I was and the way I am.

To this day, I am certain that if they ever decide to re-appear and visit me they will still be accepting and loving and as comfortably situated in my heart as they always were in their tiny living room when I was three of age.

I’ve discussed the concept of imaginary friends with adults who had them around when they were kids, and I’ve noticed that their imaginary friends were every bit as important to them as mine were to me. I don’t understand any of this at all. But you know, I’m not sure I want to understand or probe too deeply.

After all, what if Monk and Deebie return and find that I no longer believe in them?

What an embarrassment that would be.

Here’s hoping that you and Monk and Deebie are comfortable having a fine time remembering the good and disenfranchising the bad and just generally having a happy thought intrude itself on your existence once in a while in this real and imaginary life

© Jim Reed 2018 A.D.

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AN INSTANCE OF HYPNOTIC METAL BALLOONS

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AN INSTANCE OF HYPNOTIC METAL BALLOONS

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Beneath the lifeless flat white glow of high-ceilinged flourescent tubes, a little girl is all alone inside the peopled store. To her, there is no-one else around. That’s because she is staring solely and wide-eyed at a display of metallic-hued helium-bloated balloons above her, balloons that wave to and fro, fro and to, in the dry conditioned air.
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Her mouth agape in wonder, her head tilts upward. She marvels at the magically floating shapes and leaps a few inches, extending her arms to their limits, attempting mightily to grow tall enough to embrace and befriend the teasing lighter-than-air entities.
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Her uninhibited laughter is all but ignored by clerks and shoppers who, after all, have more important and less joyful tasks to accomplish. Why would anyone pause to upward-gaze and relax just enough for a quick and painless injection of laughter?
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Those who, here and there, do notice the childplay going on in plain view can’t help but grin and flash back to times when everything in life happened for the first time, every experience was new, every wonder was…well, wonderful.
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Will the little girl retain this first-time memory in old age? Will she reach into her happy file in order to re-experience, re-remember, this special moment? Will the few Noticers in the store grin to themselves on the way home, reliving the most important moment of this day, the most important moments of their very own long-ago’s?
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“Price check on aisle three!” an oblivious employee calls out.
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And the day ticks forward
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BORN TO BE MILD

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BORN TO BE MILD

a long-ago entry in my ancient Red Clay Diary…memories still fresh as greens…

The rusty pedal car I own when I am tiny and a wee bit young…somewhere along the way it disappears. Or I grow too large to occupy it. Or I graduate to tricycle and simply ignore those squeaky pedals that up till tricycle mean so much to me.

As predicted by everyone but me, even the tricycle is left kudzu-covered in the back yard when suddenly an old used bicycle comes upon me and I learn to unwobble my way to bikehood.

I haven’t mounted a bicycle for nearly six decades, but I can feel it beween my legs as if it is still here.

Here goes.

The free ride of a bicycle. Push of pedal. Turn of wheel. Press of brakes. Spokes & fastened bottle caps and rubber-bulbed horn and flickering battered headlight and reflector discs.

Flimsy wire basket up front. Pants cuffs tucked into high-pulled socks. Axle grease and  narrow bent passenger-perch right behind. Fanny-piercing triangled seat and rubber-tipped anodized handlebars. High-ride bars versus cool-looking lowered bars.

And that moment of stasis when going uphill has to switch to walking & pushing.

Finding just the right hill to coast down in free-fall, hair-combing wind in my face, and stinging eyes and tooth-lodged insects. And sweatsweatsweat. And that strange sensation when I stop, dismount and feel the contrasting silence with its stunned density all around, in contrast to the movement, the movement.

How could any destination compare to this paused moment?

Then, anticipation hovers…the anticipation of the next ride,  the next adventure, the next quest.

Then there’s the patch patch patch of used blown tires,  the fear of theft thus chain and padlock. The certain feeling that there will never be another vehicle as freeing as this vehicle…the freedom ride to Somewhere Else, someplace different.

And, eventually, the notion that the trip goes only so far before it rounds itself into homeward bound.

Arriving back home to recount adventures to mother and siblings.

The comforting belief that the day will be complete once a homecooked meal beckons with fragrance and stomach grumble.

The starry late-night dreams snuggled under covers with me, the ever-young imagineering bike kid floating, floating abed.

Anticipating the sun and the dew and the next great trek

 

 © Jim Reed 2018 A.D.

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PRETTY BREEZE

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A twenty-five-year-old page falls out of my red clay diary today.

This must have been who I was way, way back then…

PRETTY BREEZE

The fluffy gentle cotton blue and white frock floats in the breeze past the book shop window.

Contained therein is a young slim body topped with blonde long hair flowing flowing flowing in the June-cool Thursday morning.

Another day at the shop, and I the shop owner stand at the window affixing postage stamps and pressing them against the upper right-hand corners of envelopes.

Just the other day, a white sports car pulls up before the parking meter in front of the book store. Moving gracefully out of the driver’s side is another young woman dressed in high heels and short short dress, her stockingless legs evenly toned and steady on the pavement as she walks around the front of the car and bends down to open the passenger door.

Gently, she removes a small basket from the seat and just as gently carries it to the book shop door and enters.

I recognize her as a regular customer who, a few weeks before, was body-large with wedlockless child, the same child who now occupies the basket she totes. I am introduced to the infant Sidney, whose tiny feet and toes curl in silent slumber, oblivious to the old books and the old relic proprietor and the young exotic dancer who has decided to raise Sidney on her own. She is now back to dancing at Sammy’s Go-Go Lounge.

The customer beams at the basket and its contents, picks up the books I’ve been holding for her these last few weeks. She pulls forth a large roll of five-dollar bills.

The tab is fifty dollars, so now I am ten five-dollar-bills richer.

I watch as she carries her precious cargo to the car and drives away, then go about my business and file the experience away with all the other unusual and eccentric happenings of book shop life.

The infant Sidney is a living contact between me and my customer.

It occurs to me later that the five-dollar bills are probably equally personal objects, since they have most likely been received as tax-free tips during her performances.

I have a sense of personal contact with all my customers, though the interchanges are varied and vexing and joyful and sad, depending on what and when and where and how.

They are all part of my family, in a way. In a way.

Sometimes I feel that the act of opening a book and finding a pressed flower or a love letter or a four-leaf clover is just as personal an act as discovering a basketed infant or a folded five-dollar bill recently pressed against the skin of a young exotic dancer in the remains of a big city on a cool June morning

 © Jim Reed 2018 A.D.

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