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THE WAITING ROOM OF THE VANITIES

I am right here right now…here in an unaccustomed room sitting atop unaccustomed furniture surrounded by cloned and soul-deprived magazines and sales brochures and neutral wall hangings and lifeless crisscrossed carpet tiles and a genuine artificial potted plant…

How many other waiting rooms have I experienced during this awkwardly extended lifetime? How many more waiting rooms are waiting for me to wait within them? Just what is a waiting room?

I look around.

The unfamiliarity of this cubed space is intentional, I suppose. Was this room’s original designer considering the feelings and fears and hopes and lives of future temporary occupants? Or was the designer merely working quickly within budget and space restrictions to come up with something saleable and boss-acceptable?

What else weighs upon me in this special neutered space?

Well, it is silent. No unidentifiable music piping in, no large-screen-image device screaming for my attention and my wallet.

What else is missing?

There is no clock to remind me whether the system is on time or tardy or suspended. There is no intentional sound, just the hovering hum of air conditioning, the muted mutterings of people in the hallway. Just the sound of my own voices at conflict with one another.

Oh, and there is no mirror. That’s just as well, because whenever I pass by a mirror I am amazed at what I see. Just who is that old dude who is concealing my 22-year-old self?Inside I am young. Outside, there is something else going on—the aging process that does not permit me to cast a vote aye or nay. I am disenfranchised.

Now and again, another waiting room denizen visits, sits, stares at some palmed device, eventually exits.

What’s the good news in this room? There is no lock on the door. I can leave whenever. But I don’t leave whenever because that would mean having to re-start the process of setting up computerized appointments using computerized systems and computerized voices and triggering computerized reminder calls. I’ll just continue waiting, if you please.

I sit here, unaccustomed.

Maybe this is better than I imagine, this waiting room of the vanities. At least I am in-between dramas. Before I entered I was just a preemie. While I’m here I am cocooned and protected from other realities. In just a little while I will be released to the world, sadder but wiser—or happier but wiser.

This place is protective of me and my thoughts and all knowledge of the outer world. Maybe it’s a chapel of meditation and I just now realize it. Just in time to be summoned into the hallway for my next trek toward the unknown

© 2019 A.D. by Jim Reed

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BUTTONED-UP BOOK ‘EM, DANNO! SHIRTS AS EVIDENCE OF CHARACTER

I found this entry from some years back, in the Red Clay Diary today.

Seems like a worthy subject to re-ponder:

This evening, I open the first big bag of wash-dry-fold from an unfamiliar neighborhood laundry and wish for the best.

After all, for decades, the Laundry Ladies at the just-closed Flamingo Cleaners have been taking care of us—the Reed family of 17th Street South. Each week, I gather everything dirty-but-washable into these drawstring bags and toss them over the banister to the foyer below. The resultant THUDS are part of the ritual of the morning. Then, I lug the bags to the car and drop them off on the way to work. At the end of the day, there are few things more satisfying than still-warm gently-sorted-and-folded sweet-smelling garments ready to be tucked away in closets and drawers. The most satisfying part of this ritual is the fact that, in all these decades, I haven’t had to wash a single item of clothing myself!

Back in a previous life, the task of sitting for hours in a laundromat usually fell to me, and I always considered it to be an incredible waste of perfectly good time. I recall as a small child watching my mother literally toil over clothes-washing, having to stir  and scrub them by hand in a tub, rinse them, wring them out, hoist the water-heavy garments onto her shoulders to the backyard, where they were one by one tidily smoothed straight and hung out to dry, later to be brought inside, pressed, sorted, folded and put away.

But, as I say, I got out of having to feed quarters into broken machinery many moons ago, and my mother eventually got some machinery that made her life somewhat easier. I just never got her toil out of my mind and hoped my wife would never have to do what she had to do.

Anyhow, the Laundry Ladies always took care of the task, usually with good humor and silent professionalism. And, unlike Mother, they were paid to do so.

But today is the first day I’ve had to use a new wash-dry-fold facility, and I’m hoping for the best.

As I empty the clothes onto the upstairs master bed, I’m pleasantly surprised. And grateful! That’s because I begin to realize, as I put things away, that the new laundry folder has added personality to the process. My socks, always turned inside-out because I wear them that way, have been methodically matched and turned outside-in, because that’s the way socks should be. My BOOK-EM DANNO shirts are not only folded, but they are buttoned up—something I’ve never experienced. Everything is categorized and ready to use.

This might be evidence of someone who truly loves the job of washing-drying-folding, someone who takes pride in the task, someone who gains some degree of satisfaction from having done well what could be considered an uninteresting and repetitive chore.

So, what’s the difference between this service worker and my previous Laundry Ladies?

Not much, on one level—the Laundry Ladies were very proficient, friendly, poorly paid and overworked, but they kept on keeping on, doing what they could do, and doing it dependably well. The mysterious new laundry worker is equally task-driven and polite, but that extra bit of care, that WILLINGNESS TO DO MORE THAN THE JOB REQUIRES, speaks of an earlier generation, an almost forgotten work ethic that only us geezers with good memories recall.

This makes me wish to do a shout-out of THANKS! to all people who rise above their potentially humdrum jobs. The people who take time to find some joy and satisfaction in the hands they are dealt. The people who tend to do that special one little thing beyond the call of duty and cause an involuntary smile to appear on a customer’s face.

Makes me want to be a better worker myself

© 2019 A.D. by Jim Reed

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INCARCERATING THE PINK AND AQUA-EDGED YELLOW STRIPE RAINBOW

 Just standing here at the edge of my 1906-built home on the big city’s south side, old time lyrics creep into my unfiltered mind, “It’s only a paper moon sailing over a cardboard sea…”

I look out over the carpenter-gothic and condo-lined street and await the arrival of my true love.

It’s a generational rumble, this little avenue of leftover dreams. The modern structures on one side, the ancient wooden houses on the other, facing off each day and actually getting along, coexisting just fine.

My gaze drifts upward to take in something prettier than phone and cable line criss-crossings and teetering wooden support poles and fractured sidewalks and potholed battlefields and grammatically-challenged signage.

Up, up in the Maxfield Parrish clouds a rainbow fades itself into existence. For a few minutes, that’s all I can see, all I care to see.

Can I see it on your behalf?

This particular rainbow has no specified beginning, an invisible ending way beyond, but in between sports its colors. The three stripes begin on the upper edge with a light rose pink kind of effect. The lower track is aqua, almost transparent. Between is a remarkable lemon-yellow stripe rendering the other colors unable to collide and conflict. No rumble here, this day at least.

The lyrics keep repeating themselves in a Nat King Cole-Ella Fitzgerald amalgam,  ”It’s only a paper moon sailing over a cardboard sea…”

I find myself smiling without benefit of audience, without any attempt to please anybody else. I’m just smiling at this wonderful, pure sight hovering blissfully out of reach of the day to day toil and disarray of the village, the admixture of life and dream, reality and illusion.

If I capture this mirage, firefly it in a jar, will it die of incarceration? Will it no longer exist because of my interference?

I leave the rainbow alone, it leaves me alone. We regard each other and exist in peace.

And for a few ticks of the celestial timepiece, all is calm, all is bright

© 2019 A.D. by Jim Reed

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IT’S A MOODY ELEVATOR KIND OF DAY

An oblong thick plastic credit card-sized key grants me entrance to a big-city parking deck behind the bookstore.

Without this key, my work day would be spent inserting handfuls of quarters into disorderly and often malfunctioning parking meters. All this activity to restrain the gleeful meter-monitor person who races to issue overtime penalties to anyone who stays too long downtown.

It is a game I no longer play. I would just as soon pay a monthly fee to the parking deck cartel so that the security of my automobile will be assured.

So, here I am, dodging impatient traffic in order to drive into the deck entrance. I wave the key at an unreachable sensor and something magically causes the creaky wooden blockade arm before me to elevate itself long enough to allow entrance.

I steer the car through six levels of obtusely-stationary vehicles in order to park in a diagonal space on the seventh level.

I gather my jacket and aluminum beverage cup, step onto unpainted concrete, and head for the dreaded elevators.

I stand between two double-doored elevators, punch the slightly askew DOWN button and await my fate.

It is a toss-up as to which elevator will arrive. I listen for metallic pulley sounds and grinding mechanisms as the strains of elevation sound out. I gaze through the adjacent windows at the city below me and scrutinize office and condo windows for signs of life.

To my dismay, it is the left-hand elevator that opens its doors to me. This is the one that recently stopped halfway up, halfway down, stranding a lone passenger till rescuers freed him. This is also the elevator that sometimes opens and closes by itself, sometimes half-opens, then shuts, before I can board it.

Several weeks back, I meet an elevator repair man who is cutting and pasting and oiling the shaft innards to keep them operating. He nervously and apologetically reports that the elevators are old and perhaps past their prime. His assignment is to keep running a hundred or so units around town so that the machinations of commerce and governance keep racing along.

So, today, this morning, I step gingerly through  the open doors and do an about-face. I punch the ONE button and wait to see what adventure will befall me between level seven and level one.

As the doors slide shut, I squint at the posted inspection certificate and note that the elevator has not passed inspection for sixteen months. I wonder whether an elevator loses flavor after its expiration date.

The elevator stops at level six, the doors grind open, no visible being enters, the doors close and the descent resumes. The elevator stops at level five, opens to invisibles or ghosts or spirits, closes again. This continues for each level until Number One pops up.

I hold my breath and await my fate, hoping against hope that the doors will slide apart and allow me to escape the pursuing hounds of imagination

© 2019 A.D. by Jim Reed