HOW MANY WORDS CAN ONE BRAIN CONTAIN?

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Life, actually…

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HOW MANY WORDS CAN ONE BRAIN CONTAIN?

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BUT WAIT…THERE ARE THOUGHTY THOUGHTS BELOW. Proceed with caution and a ready wit…

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My latest book-in-progress is brimful of random thoughts and ramblings out of nowhere. Here is a sampling from the manuscript. It is called ONE MORE WORD OUT OF ME.

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It saddened him to learn that his crest had fallen.

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Beware of village elders dispensing wisdom. They could be right.

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Eating leaves a taste in my mouth.

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I prefer narrow daylight to broad daylight.

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The bright light made my bald head glow. I realized that I was just reflecting.

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I learn more when I’m trying not to seem smarter than everybody else.

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TAKE TWICE DAILY BY MOUTH. If I had read the instructions first I wouldn’t be trying to pull this pill out of my ear.

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Survival of the fittest isn’t quite the entire story. Survival is actually whoever remains standing, fit or not.

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The title of her book, How to Write Abathesis, puzzled me until it came to me that she meant How to Write a B.A. Thesis.

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I haven’t had such a good time since the last time I had such a good time.

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Does pure luck arrive pasteurized?

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Her participle is dangling.

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Turning over a new leaf reveals just another view of the same leaf.

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Great name for a super villain: Sputum McGoogle

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I glimpsed her beauty as she really was, at a time between ego surges.

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Servers who are the least bit polite may receive generous gratuities. Those bereft of politeness may not be considered.
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At the Asian eatery he submitted his Peking order.
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To all writers, all who serve as witnesses to Life: Write stuff down as it comes up: Share your point of view. Share someone else’s point of view. Share an observation. Share what you think you missed. Share what you are not sure of. Share.
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I wonder what it’s like to be smirched.
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Sometimes my smart-assidity overcomes my tongue.
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If one banana is spelled banana, shouldn’t two bananas be spelled bannanas, three bananas spelled bannnanas and so on?
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All gestures are words.
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What is the zip code of the Gettysburg address?
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There is always another way.
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She is gaudy but nice.
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She didn’t really care for him, she was merely toying with his affectations.
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My pate and comb-over will endure till hair us do part.
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…and so on and so forth.
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How am I doing
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© 2026 A.D. by Jim Reed

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