Life, actually…

.

PLEA FOR A MAKEOVER

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Gift me spackle

Bring me grout

Caulk my fissures

Inside out

.

Inflate biceps

Toughen pecs

Tic my list

Rebirth my specs

.

Stretch me taller

Squeeze me skinny

Reject my life

As old-school ninny

.

Unwimp me

And boost my daring

Hotfoot me

To be more caring

.

Bring Shazam!

Into my psyche

Levitate me

No more hikey!

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Cloak my being

Hide yours truly

Un-age me

To be less drooly

.

Gift me spackle

Bring me grout

Caulk my fissures

Inside out

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© 2026 A.D. by Jim Reed